Dr. Steven Q. Steve
Ph.D. Integrated Textile and Apparel Science, 2007; Auburn University
Thesis: Fire-retardant Fabric Applications for Post-Apocalyptic Climates
Ph.D. Paranormal Psychology, 1995; Harvard University
Thesis: A Blend of Fringe Science, Paranormal & The Assinine
M.S. Accounting, 1992; Berkeley College
Thesis: The Foundations of Quantitative Finance Amidst Squallid Communal Populations"
B.A. Private Investigation, 1986; Brown Institute
Thesis: Investigation of Cross-Cultural/Inter-Racial Semantic Analysis Processing
B.S. Environmental Design, 1982; University of British Columbia
Thesis: Computer Modeling Accessible, Sustainable and Kosher Garden Spaces for Y2K
July 2008 to Present - C.E.O. Grubs Inc., LLC
Mar 2008 to May 2008 - IMAX Screen Cleaner
Nov 2007 to March 2008 - Independent Gear Designer
May 1997 to September 2004 - C.E.O. Red River Rising Inc.
May 1992 to December 1996 - Certified Public Accountant - U.S.S.R.
Intentional Misuse of Polyester Threads in Prototype Spacesuits - © 2006
Clown College Conundrum: The New Vaudevillians - © 2003
White Collar Crime: Incest Below the Mason Dixon Line - © 1996
Anthrax and it's Variance in Quasi-particulated Erasing Agents - © 1991
© 1970 - 2009, Steven Q. Steve - StevenQSteve@gmail.com